- Me: Okay, it's 5am, so this episode will be the last episode for tonight.
- Episode: *ends on cliff hanger*
- Me: *deep, long sigh*
- Me: Dammit *clicks next episode*
phil and i attempted to play Portal 2 co-op but phil with phil wearing a blindfold it dID NOT GO VERY WELL
I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER
we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.
fall out boy 2009: i’m just the man on the balcony singing “nobody will ever remember me”
fall out boy 2014: YOU WILL REMEMBER ME, REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES
if fob don’t release a fragrance called scenturies they’re missing out on a life changing opportunity
*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die