• Me: Okay, it's 5am, so this episode will be the last episode for tonight.
  • Episode: *ends on cliff hanger*
  • Me: *deep, long sigh*
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Dammit *clicks next episode*

danisnotonfire:

phil and i attempted to play Portal 2 co-op but phil with phil wearing a blindfold it dID NOT GO VERY WELL

I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER

problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

rememberpeteforcenturies:

fall out boy 2009: i’m just the man on the balcony singing “nobody will ever remember me”

fall out boy 2014: YOU WILL REMEMBER ME, REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES

“Sometimes it’s better not to think. Don’t fucking think. Because when you think you realise just how fucked up everything really is.”
- Hedonist Poet (via hedonistpoet)

damn-fall-out-boys:

phanlight:

if fob don’t release a fragrance called scenturies they’re missing out on a life changing opportunity

castielandpie:

OSRIC

castielandpie:

OSRIC

basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

  • guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
  • guys: ew fat chicks
  • guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
  • guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
  • guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
  • guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
  • guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
  • guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
  • guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
  • guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
“I am figuring out which parts of my personality are mine 
and which ones I created to please you.”
- The Dust On This Poem Could Choke You/ Lora Mathis lora-mathis (via possibilityofliving)
“I’m a paradox. I want to be happy, but I think of things that make me sad. I’m lazy, yet I’m ambitious. I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am. I say I don’t care, but I really do. I crave attention, but reject it when it comes my way. I’m a conflicted contradiction. If I can’t figure myself out, there’s no way anyone else has.”
- Unknown (via barbieandken)
“Introverts don’t get lonely if they don’t socialize with a lot of people, but we do get lonely if we don’t have intimate interactions on a regular basis.”
-

(via sensualproverb)

Perfectly explained

(via youngblackandvegan)

Make me choose」-Taemin or Minho (2min)
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